August 2012
33 posts
I speak three languages fluently:
Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
via sodamnrelatable
The awkward moment when you're licking your lips because they're dry but someone takes it the wrong way
You:
Them:
- Me: I want to lose weight
- Me: I want to be thin
- Me: I want to be skinny
- Me: *sees Mcdonalds*
- Me: yolo
